1. |
Homeless Man
05:28
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Homeless man, what a wreck
Askin' me about Star Trek
Homeless man, what a vet
Bitchin' 'bout Vietnam
And he never hears
He only stares
And he doesn't care
'Cus he's not really there
Homeless man, what a wreck
Askin' me about Star Trek
Homeless man, what a vet
Bitchin' 'bout bein' dead
And he never hears
He only stares
And he doesn't care
'Cus he's not really there
Homeless man, what a wreck
Askin' me about Star Trek
Homeless man, what a vet
Bitchin' 'bout bein' fed
And he never hears
He only stares
And he doesn't care
'Cus he's not really there
You know what he said to me?
"I know about you Jews!"
You know what he said to me?
"I know about you Jews!"
You know what he said to me?
"I know about you Jews!"
You know what he said to me?
"I know about you Jews!"
Homeless man, took a bet
He doesn't know about it
Homeless man, wanna read?
Find a new way to bleed.
Bleedin' in the streets
Sleeps in crusty sheets
He can't be discrete
Shufflin' his feet
Homeless man, took a bet
He doesn't know about it
Homeless man, wanna read?
Find a new way to bleed.
The horses are dead.
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2. |
The Printer's Jammed
02:20
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This song's about printers...
Could've been a millionaire
But I wound up here
Lookin' for cheap crab
And free beer.
Uh-huh
Uh-huh
Beach party tonight, baby!
Grab that blanket!
Uh-huh (x4)
Could've been a millionaire
But I wound up here
Lookin' for cheap crab
And free beer.
The printer's stuck! It's out of toner!
I gotta get back to North Dakota!
The printer's stuck! It's out of toner!
I gotta get back to North Dakota!
The printer's stuck! It's out toner!
I gotta get back to San Antonia!
The printer's stuck...
Could've been a millionaire
But I wound up here.
Lookin' for cheap crab
And free beer.
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3. |
Collide-A-Scope
02:31
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I apologize for what's happening.
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4. |
Life's a Bad Habit
03:48
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Hey man, why you so gray?
Livin' everyday
Like a bad habit
Like a bad habit
Hey man, why you gotta blade?
What's your trade?
Life's a bad habit
Life's a bad habit
Life's a bad habit
For you
I won't go back in there
You can't make me go in there
I won't go back in there
You can't make me go back
Hey man, why you so still?
You got time to kill?
Life's a bad habit
Life's a bad habit
Life's a bad habit
For me
I won't go back in there
You can't make me go in there
I won't go back in there
You can't make me go back
Hey man, why you so still?
You got time to kill?
Life's a bad habit.
I won't go back in there
You can't make me go in there
I won't
You can't
You can't
You can't make me go back
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5. |
Pigs in a Blanket
03:06
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Slop in a bucket
I can't find my jacket
With any luck it'd fit in a blanket
I can't find my glasses
I can't find my keys
What's gonna happen?
Happen to me?!
Get down, cow-town turn around
Do I look like a party clown?
Get down, cow-town turn around
Do I look like a party clown?
Pigs in a blanket
Hot dog in a tree
I think I'm sweating
I'm such a creep
I can't find my glasses
I can't find my keys
What's gonna happen?
Happen to me?
Get down, cow-town turn around
Do I look like a party clown?
Get down, cow-town turn around
Do I look like a party clown?
I wanna eat a rabbit
I wanna climb a tree
Ducks in a blanket
Do ya see what I see?
No?
Get down, cow-town turn around
Get down, cow-town turn around
Do I look like a party clown?
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6. |
Metdrapades
02:35
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In the comfort of dark
I know it hurts a lot
It's a sunny season
For human treason
In 5... 4...
You're on the phone
I'm not alone
Can't touch the dial
I'll be here a while
How sick can you be?
Don't answer that
Just give me more rhetoric
It'll make me sick
It's sick... it's sick
We'll never go home
Look at us both
It's hard to smile
We'll be here a while.
We'll be here a while.
We'll be here a while.
We'll be here a while.
We'll be here a while.
(guitar solo)
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7. |
Brute Squad
01:53
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Kill 'em all, kill 'em all
Wrap 'em up in plastic shawl
When they fall heed the call
Eagle's nest, eagle's claw
Here comes the brute squad
Lookin' real tough
Draggin' their knuckles
I know what you did
Know what you did
I know what you did
You did it
I know what you did
Know what you did
I know what you did
You did it
Think it's funny
I don't
Wash your mouth
Out with soap
Here they come
Here they come
I know what you did
Know what you did
I know what you did
You did it
I know what you did
Know what you did
I know what you did
You did it
I know what you did
Know what you did
I know what you did
You did it
I BROKE THE MIC STAND
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8. |
Confidence Man
02:10
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Take my hand
Don't be afraid
I won't lead you
To an early grave
I'm the confidence man
I'm the confidence man
Confidence man
I'm the confidence man
That's who I am
Call me a crook
Call me a thief
My methods can't be beat
I've got the charms
I've got the I.D.
They all think
I'm from Kansas City
I'm a wretch
Called from the bench
Ain't I a catch?
I'm the confidence man
That's who I am
I'm the confidence man
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9. |
Razz'm Frazz'm
04:21
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Razz'm frazz'm, get in the chasm
Razz'm frazz'm, oh God.
Razz'm frazz'm, get in the chasm
Razz'm frazz'm, oh God.
Ovulate my way, lookin' so neat
Every other Sunday I'm in heat
Dirty little thoughts scour me mind
And they always come from behind
Haunted by strands
Of ancient whores
Hunted by dads
With no reward
Razz'm frazz'm, get in the chasm
Razz'm frazz'm, oh God.
Razz'm frazz'm
Tuesday's dues day
Whatever's good for you
Tuesday's dues day
Whatever's good for you
Haunted by strands
Of ancient whores
Hunted by dads
With no rewards
(guitar solo)
Blues day is Tuesday
I'll be true
Nature is nature
Is that cool with you?
Blues day is Tuesday
I'll be true
Nature is nature
Is that cool with you?
Haunted by strands
Of ancient whores
Hunted by dads
With no rewards
(guitar solo)
I wanna know how you sons of bitches get a proposal passed. You've got three spots for five hundred people, and they're all handicapped. What the hell is going on in this stinkin' city?
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10. |
Crusty Sheets
02:33
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I do what I want but I can't
Yeah
If I did you'd flip a lid
Yeah
Oh dear God, why
Do I even try
It doesn't matter what I say
Yeah
You can't understand me, anyway
Yeah
Why's the sheets so crusty?
Why's the sheets so bloody?
I can't think, so I'll sink
Yeah
I can't sink, so I'll drink
Yeah!
Why's the flag so bloody?
Why's the flag so crusty?
Yup
Make Mario proud.
Make Mario proud.
Make Mario proud.
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COCKHORSE Detroit, Michigan
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