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Happy Birthday Norton! (Live at the New Dodge 9​/​18​/​13)

by COCKHORSE

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Homeless Man 05:28
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Homeless man, what a wreck Askin' me about Star Trek Homeless man, what a vet Bitchin' 'bout Vietnam And he never hears He only stares And he doesn't care 'Cus he's not really there Homeless man, what a wreck Askin' me about Star Trek Homeless man, what a vet Bitchin' 'bout bein' dead And he never hears He only stares And he doesn't care 'Cus he's not really there Homeless man, what a wreck Askin' me about Star Trek Homeless man, what a vet Bitchin' 'bout bein' fed And he never hears He only stares And he doesn't care 'Cus he's not really there You know what he said to me? "I know about you Jews!" You know what he said to me? "I know about you Jews!" You know what he said to me? "I know about you Jews!" You know what he said to me? "I know about you Jews!" Homeless man, took a bet He doesn't know about it Homeless man, wanna read? Find a new way to bleed. Bleedin' in the streets Sleeps in crusty sheets He can't be discrete Shufflin' his feet Homeless man, took a bet He doesn't know about it Homeless man, wanna read? Find a new way to bleed. The horses are dead.
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The Printer's Jammed 02:20
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This song's about printers... Could've been a millionaire But I wound up here Lookin' for cheap crab And free beer. Uh-huh Uh-huh Beach party tonight, baby! Grab that blanket! Uh-huh (x4) Could've been a millionaire But I wound up here Lookin' for cheap crab And free beer. The printer's stuck! It's out of toner! I gotta get back to North Dakota! The printer's stuck! It's out of toner! I gotta get back to North Dakota! The printer's stuck! It's out toner! I gotta get back to San Antonia! The printer's stuck... Could've been a millionaire But I wound up here. Lookin' for cheap crab And free beer.
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Collide-A-Scope 02:31
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I apologize for what's happening.
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Life's a Bad Habit 03:48
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Hey man, why you so gray? Livin' everyday Like a bad habit Like a bad habit Hey man, why you gotta blade? What's your trade? Life's a bad habit Life's a bad habit Life's a bad habit For you I won't go back in there You can't make me go in there I won't go back in there You can't make me go back Hey man, why you so still? You got time to kill? Life's a bad habit Life's a bad habit Life's a bad habit For me I won't go back in there You can't make me go in there I won't go back in there You can't make me go back Hey man, why you so still? You got time to kill? Life's a bad habit. I won't go back in there You can't make me go in there I won't You can't You can't You can't make me go back
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Pigs in a Blanket 03:06
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Slop in a bucket I can't find my jacket With any luck it'd fit in a blanket I can't find my glasses I can't find my keys What's gonna happen? Happen to me?! Get down, cow-town turn around Do I look like a party clown? Get down, cow-town turn around Do I look like a party clown? Pigs in a blanket Hot dog in a tree I think I'm sweating I'm such a creep I can't find my glasses I can't find my keys What's gonna happen? Happen to me? Get down, cow-town turn around Do I look like a party clown? Get down, cow-town turn around Do I look like a party clown? I wanna eat a rabbit I wanna climb a tree Ducks in a blanket Do ya see what I see? No? Get down, cow-town turn around Get down, cow-town turn around Do I look like a party clown?
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Metdrapades 02:35
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In the comfort of dark I know it hurts a lot It's a sunny season For human treason In 5... 4... You're on the phone I'm not alone Can't touch the dial I'll be here a while How sick can you be? Don't answer that Just give me more rhetoric It'll make me sick It's sick... it's sick We'll never go home Look at us both It's hard to smile We'll be here a while. We'll be here a while. We'll be here a while. We'll be here a while. We'll be here a while. (guitar solo)
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Brute Squad 01:53
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Kill 'em all, kill 'em all Wrap 'em up in plastic shawl When they fall heed the call Eagle's nest, eagle's claw Here comes the brute squad Lookin' real tough Draggin' their knuckles I know what you did Know what you did I know what you did You did it I know what you did Know what you did I know what you did You did it Think it's funny I don't Wash your mouth Out with soap Here they come Here they come I know what you did Know what you did I know what you did You did it I know what you did Know what you did I know what you did You did it I know what you did Know what you did I know what you did You did it I BROKE THE MIC STAND
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Confidence Man 02:10
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Take my hand Don't be afraid I won't lead you To an early grave I'm the confidence man I'm the confidence man Confidence man I'm the confidence man That's who I am Call me a crook Call me a thief My methods can't be beat I've got the charms I've got the I.D. They all think I'm from Kansas City I'm a wretch Called from the bench Ain't I a catch? I'm the confidence man That's who I am I'm the confidence man
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Razz'm Frazz'm 04:21
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Razz'm frazz'm, get in the chasm Razz'm frazz'm, oh God. Razz'm frazz'm, get in the chasm Razz'm frazz'm, oh God. Ovulate my way, lookin' so neat Every other Sunday I'm in heat Dirty little thoughts scour me mind And they always come from behind Haunted by strands Of ancient whores Hunted by dads With no reward Razz'm frazz'm, get in the chasm Razz'm frazz'm, oh God. Razz'm frazz'm Tuesday's dues day Whatever's good for you Tuesday's dues day Whatever's good for you Haunted by strands Of ancient whores Hunted by dads With no rewards (guitar solo) Blues day is Tuesday I'll be true Nature is nature Is that cool with you? Blues day is Tuesday I'll be true Nature is nature Is that cool with you? Haunted by strands Of ancient whores Hunted by dads With no rewards (guitar solo) I wanna know how you sons of bitches get a proposal passed. You've got three spots for five hundred people, and they're all handicapped. What the hell is going on in this stinkin' city?
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Crusty Sheets 02:33
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I do what I want but I can't Yeah If I did you'd flip a lid Yeah Oh dear God, why Do I even try It doesn't matter what I say Yeah You can't understand me, anyway Yeah Why's the sheets so crusty? Why's the sheets so bloody? I can't think, so I'll sink Yeah I can't sink, so I'll drink Yeah! Why's the flag so bloody? Why's the flag so crusty? Yup Make Mario proud. Make Mario proud. Make Mario proud.

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Top-notch soundboard recording of one of our best performances. This is the live Cockhorse album you've been waiting for!

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released September 13, 2013

Houston Whittier - Vocals/Tambourine/Puppets
Ranger Pope - Drums/Vocal
Buddy Busey - Guitar/Vocals/Sweat
Norton Snotron - Bass/Beard

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It sounds vulgar; like something you’d find in a relative’s house after they have passed. It gives you a horrible, horrible window into a part of their life you thought they couldn’t possibly have. Maybe it is something like that. Maybe it’s a word that popped into the English language in the 15th century. Maybe it’s a hobby horse. Why not call the band Hobby Horse? Maybe childhood was vulgar. ... more

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